A piece of the universe more fit for princes and kings

Title: Different
Pairing: Dawn/Kristy
Rating: PG-13
Notes: For paranoidkitten, for organizing the bsclove femslash ficathon, and because I like her.

( Different )

Title: Wimp
Words: 2450
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Chan, non-con, first time, oral. As in, really chan and really non-con.
Notes: Written for pornish_pixies' May fantasy fest, for yanks02, who requested "Snape/Harry: chan, Harry 11 yrs old, so young that he can’t get hard while Snape is fucking him, Snape loving the fact that he can’t get hard, humiliating him about it, dark Snape loving how young he is. Harry on his lap face to face." This is hands-down the channiest and most squicky thing I've ever written.

( Wimp )

Title: Walk of Faith (the In Time remix)
Rating: PG
Pairing: gen, if you can believe that. Neville's family.
Summary: Great Uncle Algie can’t wait for his grand-nephew to show promise as a wizard. Unfortunately, that may just take time.
Notes: Written as a remix of vissy's story Walk of Faith in the Remix Redux III challenge. That was about three months ago, and I just forgot to archive it here. Whoops.

( Walk of Faith (the In Time remix) )

Title: Someone Tell This Photograph
Fandom: New York Journal
Pairing: The usual, Will/Noel, Aileen/Justin
Rating: PG
Notes: Written for thieving_gypsy in that "write a drabble/fic with the first line of someone else's fic" meme. 'Cause I can never resist a good fic-y meme.

Title from Ani. I would have used the "you'll look like a photograph of yourself taken from far, far away" line, but I already titled a fic with that. Oops.

( Someone Tell This Photograph )

Title: Harmonic Analysis
Words: 1560
Pairing: Katie/Alicia/Angelina
Rating: R
Warning: A little bit of object penetration, whipping, voyeurism
Notes: Written for pornish_pixies's May Fantasy Fest, for sajee, who requested "Quidditch Girls (any/all) after game/training shenanigans. Kink good: object penetration, bdsm, whatever. Preferably no knifeplay."

This is another one of those threesome math stories that fits into the same universe as Geometry, Differential Equations, and Rates of Change. Harmonic analysis is a branch of mathematical analysis that deals with the Fourier series, and to actually understand what the Fourier series is, you'd need to ask someone who's a better mathematician than me. I just write the stories and try to sound intelligent by giving them erudite titles.

( Harmonic Analysis )

Title: In An Idiom
Words: 2062
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Some light bondage. But very light.
Notes: Written for pornish_pixies's May Fantasy Fest, for faerie__girl, who requested "Hermione/Ginny, bondage, oral, begging, lots of buildup and description. Don't care who's dom/sub."

( In An Idiom )

Title: To Change
Fandom: The Baby-Sitters Club
Pairing: Claudia/Stacey
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Written for Amber, delicatamour, who requested "Claudia\Stacey or Dawn\Kristy, preferably R to NC-17 rating," in the Baby-Sitters Club Femmslash Ficathon.
This is set in the same year as To Understand and To Know, so it can be read in the same universe, although it doesn't reference either of them. (I once considered writing seven stories, one for each of the girls, and calling it the Infinitive Series.)

( To Change )

Title: Habitual
Words: 985
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny, a tiny Harry/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Bondage, dom/sub, blindfolds, object penetration, whipping, het
Notes: Written for the May round of pornish_pixies' Fantasy Fest, for chibipoe, who requested: Hermione, Ginny. Definitely non-con, with Hermione topping. Bondage, definitely (as extreme as you'd like), with a hint of menace that -maybe- Hermione's not all that good anymore. Harry is acceptable as well, as Hermione's toy. Maybe watching/participate.

( Habitual )

Title: On Sleepless Nights
Fandom: Thoroughbred, by Joanna Campbell
Pairing: Brad/Ashleigh ... well, sort of
Rating: PG
Notes: Written for onesyrinx, who requested "a Brad/Ashleigh fic" in the fandom drabble challenge. She is eeeevil, I say. Eeeeeevil.

Characters are Joanna Campbell's. Emily and Mrs. Townsend are mine, because I am intensely curious about what happened to "Townsend's daughter" who used to trail-ride Dominator before she got married, and Brad's other parent, who sent Caro the flowers after the car accident.

I've kept Brad and Lavinia's son as Ross, because until book #24 came out, his name was Ross - then he magically turned into Parker, and I've always resented that. Laura Townsend only appears in ACM, which I prefer to most of the new-generation canon, but in that way the story is AU.

( On Sleepless Nights )

Title: Friends and Lovers
Fandom: The L Word
Pairing: Unreq-Alice/Shane
Rating: PG
Notes: Written for feverishbm, who requested "Alice/Shane, with Alice sad at some point that whatever she has with Shane will never be more." in the fandom drabble challenge. ~400 words.

( Friends and Lovers )

Title: Clueless
Fandom: The L Word
Pairing: Bette/Alice
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Written for paranoidkitten, who requested "Bette/Alice, their canon pre-Tina relationship" in the fandom drabble challenge. ~ 400 words. I am not a huge fan of the title. Also, if anyone can give me good estimates on Bette and Alice's ages, I'd be grateful. I think Bette is about 38, but I've always assumed Alice is in her late twenties, and when I did the math I realized it didn't add up.

( Clueless )

Title: All That Glitters
Fandom: New York Journal
Pairing: Will/Noel, Justin/Aileen
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Written for thieving_gypsy, who requested "something Foster-ish" in the fandom drabble challenge. ~ 950 words. Because I really kind of feel for Will.

( All That Glitters )

Title: Argent
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Luna
Rating: PG
Notes: I really tried to get it more slashy, but it just didn't work so well. I don't write Luna often at all, so I think that's why I had trouble - though perhaps it's just because Hermione is such a foil to Luna. Anyway, this was written for iulia_linnea, as per here.

( Argent )

Title: What Love is
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Ron/Hermione
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Written for reddiej, as per here.

( What Love Is )

Title: And the Rest of My Life
Fandom: Law and Order: SVU
Pairing: Alex/Olivia
Rating: NC-17
Set: Within 6x18, "Ghost." Olivia's on night duty.
Notes: Title from Nina Gordon. Written for thatfangirl, as per here.

( And the Rest of My Life )

Title: Wonder Why You Haven't
Fandom: The L Word
Pairing: Alice/Dana, Tonya/Dana
Rating: A hard PG-13, I guess. I have trouble deciding.
Notes: Set during episode 2x05, "Labyrinth." Title from R.E.M.'s song "Stand."

( Wonder Why You Haven't )

Title: The Line Between
Fandom: The X Files
Pairing: Scully/Reyes, implied Scully/Mulder
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Het-ish-ness. No actual sex, but lots of implied and rather a bit of angst.
Notes: Set sometime during season 9. This is the fic I probably should have written while the show was still on the air, except that I didn't write fic then. Oops.
Written for mandysbitch, in the femslash05 ficathon.

( The Line Between )

Title: These Three Things
Fandom: The O.C.
Pairing: Seth/Ryan
Rating: A hardish PG-13.
Words: 2350
Warning: Boys having sex. But apparently Seth/Ryan subtext is canonically inserted by the writers anyway, so there.
Notes: Since I do not watch The O.C. (except for about 0.66 episodes that I unfortunately got roped into when my girlfriend bought the first season), there is quite possibly a lot of out-of-canon here. Someone should tell me what parts are wrong.

Written as belated birthday-gift-fic for paranoidkitten, whom I love, and whose recent obsession with The O.C. has produced a stunning amount of fic. Hopefully the boysex and the fact that I'm writing so totally out of my preferred fandoms will be enough to make up for the out-of-canon-nes and the lateness.

( These Three Things )

Title: Barometrics
Words: 2516
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: A hard Rish
Warning: --
Summary: Hermione knows that sex is not a barometer for your relationship.

( Barometrics )

Title: On the Day I Said 'I Do'
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: James/Lily
Rating: PG-13. If that.
Warning: Character death, but it's all canon.
Notes: I'm at a loss to explain this one. It's not girlslash, it's not boyslash, and it's not NC-17. I don't even know where I would post such a story.
I'm not sure how I feel about the ending. I had more trouble with the last four paragraphs than the rest of the story put together, and actually, I thought about not keeping those in at all. So concrit on that part is very welcome.

( On the Day I Said 'I Do' )