A piece of the universe more fit for princes and kings

Title: Law and Order
House: Ravenclaw
Words: 100
Characters, pairings: A Muggle lawyer, judge, and man, and Dumbledore

Samuel E. Goldenstein, of Goldenstein and Lymond, shook his head. His client was scribbling across his legal pad, stopping every few seconds as if to dip his ballpoint pen in ink.

"Control your client, Mr. Goldenstein," the judge said.

The man drew some strange creatures that looked like horses with wings and heads of eagles.

"Mr. Goldenstein, how does your client plead?"

Samuel looked at his client, who was mumbling about men in black who cast spells on him, and sighed. "Not guilty by reason of insanity, Judge."

Albus Dumbledore picked up The New York Times and shook his head.

A/N: Written for the "Law" challenge at hp100. People commented that this one was "eerie" and gave them "the chills," which was surprising because that's not what I meant to do. More than anything, I thought the premise was sad - because when we look at this situation from the wizarding world, it is sad that they can't let Muggles know what's going on. But of course, in real life, if someone told me he was seeing hippogriffs, I might think he was insane too.

Title: Relax
Pairing: Oliver Wood/Harry Potter, implied Aidan Lynch/Oliver Wood, implied Harry Potter/Ron Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warning: First time, chan, bondage, oral, biting, wandplay, toy (in the singular), and semi non-con
Word count: 3090
Summary: Oliver Wood helps Harry relax before his first Quidditch game. Or, Wood fucks the nerves out of Harry.
Author's Notes: Written for the September Fantasy Fest. sixwhitelies requested: Harry Potter/Any Quidditch player, somewhat non-con, in the locker rooms. Any kinks are welcome, but biting, oral and bondage are especially lovely. Have not especially impressed myself with the title, so suggestions are so welcome.

( Relax )

Title: Growing Up
Pairing: Sirius/Harry/Remus (with all permutations of two)
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Maybe a bit of watching. First-time. Anal sex. Is 16 AOC in the wizarding world? If not, then Harry's underage.
Words: Less than 5000. But not much less.
Author's Notes: For the pornish_pixies August Fantasy Fest - thank you for accepting it late. anteco requested: Remus/Harry/Sirius. Remus and Sirius show Harry (over 16) what sex is all about during a night of drinking. Any kink is good. I like rugs in living rooms.

I was pleased to write this, because I don't write much boysex. Unfortunately, the over-16 requirement meant that I had to rearrange the canon a bit. So, pretend that everything at the end of OotP happened (i.e. with the prophecy and all) but that Sirius didn't die. And then we'll all be happy and smuttified.

( Growing Up )

Title: Running Hot and Cold
Pairing: Ginny/Hermione, mention of Harry/Ron
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Bondage, blindfold, dom/sub, wandplay
Length: 2190 words
Notes: Written for the August round of the Fantasy Fest at pornish_pixies. penguingal requested Hermione/Ginny, bondage, someplace unusual (not the dorm or room of necessity) with dom!Ginny and sub!Hermione.

( Running Hot and Cold )

Title: Gathering Souls
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Rating: R
Summary: You refuse to believe she's dead, but sometimes you're not sure if you want to find her alive.

( Gathering Souls )

Title: She Dreams in Sepia
Pairing: unreq-Hermione/Ginny, Ginny/Katie
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Written for thisredrock's birthday.

( She Dreams in Sepia )

Title: What's Inside
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Pansy Parkinson/Parvati Patil
Author's Notes: Originally written for slytherinjenn in the hpfsc femslash challenge. 940 words.

( What's Inside )

Title: Rates of Change
Author: celeria
Length: 1771 words
Pairing Threesome: Katie/Alicia/Angelina
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Just the threesome thing
Notes: Here we go again with the threesome-math-theme-girlsex thing. This sort of references my earlier fic Differential Equations, although you don't need to read one to understand the other. "Rate of change", in math, is generally either average rate of change or instantaneous rate of change, which is also known as a "limit."
Originally posted at pornish_pixies

( Rates of Change )

Title: What Memories Mean
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Just lots of boysex
Author's Note: Written as a birthday gift for iwouldstay, although I think the theme/idea behind the fic got rather lost.
The title comes (loosely) from the Beatles song "In My Life," and any suggestion for a title that's based a little more on the lyrics are welcome.
I guess this is kind of like my post-OotP fic a year late. What can I say, I'm slow about bandwagons.

( What Memories Mean )

Title: What If No One's Watching
Length: 1135 words
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Parvati/Ginny, implied Hermione/Ginny and (really implied) Michael/Ginny
A/N: Posted at pornish_pixies, in honour of 1000 watchers, although I guess this story is really about not watching. I didn't like the title at first, but I think it's grown on me.

( What If No One's Watching )

Title: Differential Equations
Rating: NC-17
Pairings: Katie/Alicia/Angelina
Word count: 1262
Warnings: Threesome, masturbation, voyeurism (which makes it sound a lot more kinky than it really is)
Author's Notes: The title comes from the fact that I wrote a similarly-themed drabble once called Geometry and thought it would be fitting/cute/dorky to continue the math theme. My girlfriend tells me that DiffEQ is about the rates at which things change, long term behaviors of systems, or the modeling of real-life dynamic systems with mathematics. It sounded good to me.
My first entry at pornish_pixies

( Differential Equations )

Title: Wrong
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Femslash
Pairing: Minerva/Narcissa, Narcissa/Lily, James/Lily
Date: September 2003
Author's Note: Probably the most unusual pairing I've ever written, with the exception of Pansy/Ginny in Sterling. I've taken some liberties with the ages of the students, namely that I've decided that Narcissa is only a year older than Lily. Fanon tends to assume that she's the same age as Lucius, who was six years older than the Marauders, but I don't think I'm directly contradicting canon. Written for the hp_girlslash Summer of Smut Challenge.

( Wrong )

Title: Ink, Part 4: The Colour of Winter
Part: 4/4
Rating: R
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, unrequited-Harry/Ron, unrequited-Ginny/Hermione
Date: August 2003
Author's Note: Hermione's POV

( Ink, Part 4: The Colour of Winter )

Title: Ink, Part 3: The Colour of Glass
Part: 3/4
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, unrequited-Harry/Ron, unrequited-Ginny/Hermione
Date: August 2003
Author's Note: Ron's POV.

( Ink, Part 3: The Colour of Glass )

Title: Ink, Part 2: The Colour of Water
Part: 2/4
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, unrequited-Harry/Ron, unrequited-Ginny/Hermione
Date: August 2003
Author's Note: Ginny's POV.

( Ink, Part 2: The Colour of Water )

Title: Ink, Part 1: The Colour of Your Heart
Part: 1/4
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, unrequited-Harry/Ron, unrequited-Ginny/Hermione
Date: August 2003
Author's Note: Harry's POV. Based on and inspired by the following lines in OotP.
"... And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am too," Hermione added as an afterthought.
"But I don't think you're ugly," said Harry, bemused.

And thus, with some slashification in mind, the Ink series was born. This is set in a bit of an AU, in which the war has been won and everything is lah-dee-dah (which happens in the rapid covering of the more than two years).

( Ink, Part 1: The Colour of Your Heart )

Title: Rainfall
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Femslash ahoy
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny, Hermione/OC
Date: August 2003
Author's Note: Songfic, based on Dar Williams' song "The Beauty of the Rain," from her latest CD by the same title. This fic has been running its way through my head ever since I heard the song for the first time. All lyrics belong to Dar Williams, distributed by Razor & Tie Direct, L.L.C., 2003. No infringement of copyright is intended. No money, profit, or wage is garnered from the use of Ms. Williams' fantastically beautiful lyrics.
Written in second person Hermione POV, which is unusual for me. I don't use second person much, and my Hermione/Ginny is usually relegated to Ginny's POV, so this is something new all around.

( Rainfall )

Title: Thinking Tears
Rating: PG-13
Warning: None
Pairing: Cho/Katie, Cho/Harry, Katie/Alicia
Date: July 2003
Author's Note: Set during OotP; begins on the first Friday of the term, and ends sometime in the spring. This is completely, utterly, and totally paranoidkitten's fault. It is her fault for a) suggesting Cho/Katie, b) suggesting Katie/Alicia, c) suggesting nonsexual Cho and Cedric, d) for agreeing that canon!Cho is a pathetic slob in OotP, and e) for liking my fanfic. oh, and f) because it's dedicated to her

( Thinking Tears )

Title: Keeping His Dinner Warm
Rating: PG-13
Warning: None
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, mentions of Harry/Draco and Harry/Snape
Date: July 2003
Author's Note: More humour, which hopefully comes out a bit funnier than my last attempt. Introducing homemaker!Hermione, blatantlygay!Harry, overworked!Ron, and liveandletlive!Ginny.

( Keeping His Dinner Warm )

Title: My Name is Not Voldie
Rating: PG
Warning: None
Pairing: None
Date: July 2003
Author's Note: I meant for this to be a humorfic, but as usually happens (and as happened with Harry Potter and the Pathetic Excuse for a Wizard), some serious/angst/drama snuck in anyway. So this isn't nearly as gratuitously stupid as I planned it to be, but it's pretty pointless anyway.

( My Name is not Voldie )