A piece of the universe more fit for princes and kings

Title: Real Life
Fandom: RPFS
Pairing: Stephanie March/Tina Fey
Words: 1400
Rating R, for sex
Notes: Not mine, really not mine. Most of this is not true. Except for the things you can find on IMDb and Wikipedia.
Summary: Nobody seems to know that Stephanie March knew Tina Fey before her guest appearance on 30 Rock. But she did. It has been more than five years since that first night.

( Real Life )

Title: Communion
Date: August 2007
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: George/Fred, George/Charlie
Rating: R
Warning: Slash, incest
Words: 3000
Disclaimer: I don't own. They're over eighteen.
Summary: Things come in pairs; George has been taught this all his life. Trousers. Parents. Ears. Twins.

( Communion )

Title: All Night
Date: June 30, 2005
Words: 3301
Pairing: Harry/Ron, Harry/Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Het
Notes: Written for the June round of the Fantasy Fest, for mortegami, who requested: Harry/Ron/Hermione. Ron/Harry already know how they feel. This time Hermione’s out of the loop. Kink/Smut. Year 6 or older. If angsty, happy ending please. Light bondage & spanking okay, if you want. This is ridiculously vanilla, so I hope it's okay.

( All Night )

Title: The Art of Flying
Date: April 30, 2003
First posted at: hpdrabble
Length: 425 words
Rating: PG
Warning: None. Some sadness, maybe.
Pairing: Mention of Ron/Hermione, a tiny bit
Notes: I was actually surprised that I never brought this over to my old fic journal -- I remember liking it when I wrote it.

( The Art of Flying )

Title: Floating Black
Date:
First posted at: hpdrabble
Length: 279 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Character death

( Floating Black )

Title: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prints
Date: February 3, 2005
Rating: PG
Warnings: None, except for bad grammar-based humour
Notes: When the title of HBP was first released, and did not contain the dash in Half-Blood, a bunch of us joked about how you could have half a blood prince, etc., and it was pretty funny, or at least I thought it was. Antosha started it.

Why, yes, I am archiving my old fics, thank you for asking.

( Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prints )

Title: Harry Potter and the Stone He Put In His Pocket to Drown Himself
Date: March 21, 2005
Rating: PG-13
Warning: None, except for parody and distortion of the first chapter of the first book.
Notes: I wrote this several years ago, after The Leaky Cauldron linked to a story about a Harry Potter fan and teen prodigy who killed himself, and someone commented that it was not appropriate for TLC to share that link because "Harry Potter is the boy who lived, not the boy who committed suicide." My friend Claire made a joke about writing that story, and bam, it was born.

( Harry Potter and the Stone He Put In His Pocket to Drown Himself )

Title: Inside Outside Outside Inside
Fandom: Sex and the City
Pairing: Carrie Bradshaw/Charlotte York
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2650
Summary: "Sometimes," Samantha said, "you need to do something a little bit ... out of character."
Disclaimer: HBO and Darren Starr and some other people own these characters, their apartments, and their shoes. Not me. If I did, they would be much more conducive to doing what I want them to do.
Timeline: Set right after 3x04 Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl ... and indirectly references other season 3 material.
Notes:  *facepalms*  Yeah, I suck.  This was written in March for kangeiko in femslash07.

( Inside Outside Outside Inside )

During the LiveJournal fandom scuffle of 2007, I moved from LiveJournal to InsaneJournal, GreatestJournal, and JournalFen. (And DeadJournal, sort of, but no one uses DJ.) All fic on this journal is public, and the listings in my memories are public as well. However, if you are primarily a LiveJournal user, and you want to read at my fanfic LJ at celfic, you'll need to friend it to view things that I think LJ might find potentially objectionable. As long as you've got some friends and communities, and your journal wasn't created yesterday or something, it should be no problem.

I will continue to update celfic at LiveJournal, but I will no longer post content on LJ's servers; I'll link to here and/or GJ.

Sorry for the hassle. Believe me, it's a pain on my end too.

Title: Our Time in Eden
Words: 968
Pairing: Dani Beck/Michael Dooley
Rating: PG
Warning: Just angst. And vague case-y stuff. Spoilers for SVU 8x08 "Cage."

( Our Time in Eden )

Title: In Need
Words: 2300
Pairing: Bellatrix Lestrange/Narcissa Malfoy
Rating: R
Warning: BDSM, wandplay, orgasm denial. Oh, right, and incest.
Written for: pornish_pixies' July Fantasy Fest, for iulia_linnea, who requested "BL/NM: After Bellatrix and Narcissa leave Spinner's End, B.’s jealousy of her sister’s trust in S. gets the better of her and she shows N. just how much N. needs *her*. Kinks welcome, particularly bondage, orgasm denial, and erotic use of magic."
Notes: I've been trying to think of a title for this for two days. I've been totally unsuccessful. So iulia_linnea, if you want to name it, you're very welcome to. :)

( In Need )

Title: You According to Me
Words: 2630
Pairing: Ginny Weasley/Luna Lovegood
Rating: R
Notes: This was written for syrenav, who wanted "Luna/Ginny, 5th year or older, Luna feels insecure about the others calling her a lunatic, Ginny helps her appreciate how beautiful she really is (no non-con or squicks, must be as fluffy as possible)." It was supposed to be for the May 2006 Fantasy Fest. *headdesks*
The title comes from Ani DiFranco.

( You According to Me )

Title: In Summer Heat
Words: 4000
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny/voyeur!Fred, vaguely implied Fred/George
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Bondage, quill play, spanking, voyeurism
Notes: Written for bludrummergrl in pornish_pixies May 2006 Fantasy Fest">, who requested "Hermone/Ginny/voyeur!Fred - Things heat up on holiday at the Burrow. Toys, kinks, writing/quill play, bondage, fingering climax a plus. Fred being discovered/joining optional."

( In Summer Heat )

Title: From Before the Dawn of Time
Words: 1043
Pairing: Minerva McGonagall/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Cross-gen, chan (but not especially emphasized chan), bondage, wandplay (okay, maybe that's stretching it a bit)
Notes: Written for rosefyre in pornish_pixies May 2006 Fantasy Fest, who requested "McGonagall/female student (can be anyone, but make her at least 13) - MM likes bringing her partner to the point of orgasm, but not letting her come...right before class. kink = very very good, toys = good, teasing = better, no non-con." Title comes from C.S. Lewis, who, I'm sure, would not like how I'm using his line.

( From Before the Dawn of Time )

Title: Forgetting, You
Fandom: Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
Pairing: Olivia/Alex, Olivia/random guys
Rating: A hard R
Words: 1975
Warning: Lots of boysex, which apparently Mariska Olivia is very into now. Who knew.
Disclaimers: I don't own any of this, Dick Wolf does. Which is obvious, because if I owned them, I would change lots of things, starting with Olivia's hair.
Thanks to: aphrodite_mine for the beta, particularly because this is not her fandom.
Summary: You changed when she left. It's one of those thoughts that you'd prefer to forget, and so you do.
Notes: This was originally written for giantessmess in femslash06. And then I forgot to post it here. Oops.

( Forgetting, You )

Title: The Best Thing
Fandom: The L Word
Pairing: Helena Peabody/Bette Porter
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Non-canon-ness, but that's about it
Words: 4000
Summary: Helena is startled when Bette Porter turns up at her house, but she can't say she's surprised. After all that's happened, nothing can surprise her.
Notes: For aphrodite_mine, because the hair-mixing thing is really hers.

( The Best Thing )

Title: Back When I Knew Everything
Pairing: Dana/Lara
Rating: PG
Warning: Nothing, really. Some angsting ahoy.
Spoilers: For up through 3x03, "Lobsters."
Notes: There are two sides to every story, and the truth is somewhere in the middle." Lara, Dana, and Alice rant.

( Back When I Knew Everything )

Title: So She Can Sing
Words: 1250
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Olivia/Alex, Olivia/Casey
Notes: Just a one-shot post-ep for 7x03, "911." Spoilers, etc. Olivia got sort of rambly and introspective. Title comes very vaguely from Philip Levine's poem "What Work Is."

( So She Can Sing )

Title: Hand in Hand
Words: 961
Pairing: Stephanie March/Mariska Hargitay, Stephanie March/Bobby Flay
Rating: A light R, I think
Notes: Er ... I'm going to hell?
Based around the airing of this Law and Order: Special Victims Unit episode: "Design," 7x02, 09/27/2005.

( Hand in Hand )

Like everyone else, I'm slowly learning to utilize tags, which means I've switched this journal over to S2. It also means that all fic is searchable by a) fandom, b) rating, c) content (het, femslash, slash - though most of the time I've tagged according to only the predominant pairing), and whether it was written for a challenge (that includes fantasy fests, remix, stuff like that). So, if you want to look at only R-rated fics, or only fics that were written for challenges, you can.

I'm not sure about this style. I love the drop-caps, but I'm not really a fan of anything else about it. Still, I think it'll stay for now ...