A piece of the universe more fit for princes and kings

Title: Real Life
Fandom: RPFS
Pairing: Stephanie March/Tina Fey
Words: 1400
Rating R, for sex
Notes: Not mine, really not mine. Most of this is not true. Except for the things you can find on IMDb and Wikipedia.
Summary: Nobody seems to know that Stephanie March knew Tina Fey before her guest appearance on 30 Rock. But she did. It has been more than five years since that first night.

( Real Life )

Title: Inside Outside Outside Inside
Fandom: Sex and the City
Pairing: Carrie Bradshaw/Charlotte York
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 2650
Summary: "Sometimes," Samantha said, "you need to do something a little bit ... out of character."
Disclaimer: HBO and Darren Starr and some other people own these characters, their apartments, and their shoes. Not me. If I did, they would be much more conducive to doing what I want them to do.
Timeline: Set right after 3x04 Boy, Girl, Boy, Girl ... and indirectly references other season 3 material.
Notes:  *facepalms*  Yeah, I suck.  This was written in March for kangeiko in femslash07.

( Inside Outside Outside Inside )

Title: In Need
Words: 2300
Pairing: Bellatrix Lestrange/Narcissa Malfoy
Rating: R
Warning: BDSM, wandplay, orgasm denial. Oh, right, and incest.
Written for: pornish_pixies' July Fantasy Fest, for iulia_linnea, who requested "BL/NM: After Bellatrix and Narcissa leave Spinner's End, B.’s jealousy of her sister’s trust in S. gets the better of her and she shows N. just how much N. needs *her*. Kinks welcome, particularly bondage, orgasm denial, and erotic use of magic."
Notes: I've been trying to think of a title for this for two days. I've been totally unsuccessful. So iulia_linnea, if you want to name it, you're very welcome to. :)

( In Need )

Title: You According to Me
Words: 2630
Pairing: Ginny Weasley/Luna Lovegood
Rating: R
Notes: This was written for syrenav, who wanted "Luna/Ginny, 5th year or older, Luna feels insecure about the others calling her a lunatic, Ginny helps her appreciate how beautiful she really is (no non-con or squicks, must be as fluffy as possible)." It was supposed to be for the May 2006 Fantasy Fest. *headdesks*
The title comes from Ani DiFranco.

( You According to Me )

Title: In Summer Heat
Words: 4000
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny/voyeur!Fred, vaguely implied Fred/George
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Bondage, quill play, spanking, voyeurism
Notes: Written for bludrummergrl in pornish_pixies May 2006 Fantasy Fest">, who requested "Hermone/Ginny/voyeur!Fred - Things heat up on holiday at the Burrow. Toys, kinks, writing/quill play, bondage, fingering climax a plus. Fred being discovered/joining optional."

( In Summer Heat )

Title: From Before the Dawn of Time
Words: 1043
Pairing: Minerva McGonagall/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Cross-gen, chan (but not especially emphasized chan), bondage, wandplay (okay, maybe that's stretching it a bit)
Notes: Written for rosefyre in pornish_pixies May 2006 Fantasy Fest, who requested "McGonagall/female student (can be anyone, but make her at least 13) - MM likes bringing her partner to the point of orgasm, but not letting her come...right before class. kink = very very good, toys = good, teasing = better, no non-con." Title comes from C.S. Lewis, who, I'm sure, would not like how I'm using his line.

( From Before the Dawn of Time )

Title: Forgetting, You
Fandom: Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
Pairing: Olivia/Alex, Olivia/random guys
Rating: A hard R
Words: 1975
Warning: Lots of boysex, which apparently Mariska Olivia is very into now. Who knew.
Disclaimers: I don't own any of this, Dick Wolf does. Which is obvious, because if I owned them, I would change lots of things, starting with Olivia's hair.
Thanks to: aphrodite_mine for the beta, particularly because this is not her fandom.
Summary: You changed when she left. It's one of those thoughts that you'd prefer to forget, and so you do.
Notes: This was originally written for giantessmess in femslash06. And then I forgot to post it here. Oops.

( Forgetting, You )

Title: The Best Thing
Fandom: The L Word
Pairing: Helena Peabody/Bette Porter
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Non-canon-ness, but that's about it
Words: 4000
Summary: Helena is startled when Bette Porter turns up at her house, but she can't say she's surprised. After all that's happened, nothing can surprise her.
Notes: For aphrodite_mine, because the hair-mixing thing is really hers.

( The Best Thing )

Title: Back When I Knew Everything
Pairing: Dana/Lara
Rating: PG
Warning: Nothing, really. Some angsting ahoy.
Spoilers: For up through 3x03, "Lobsters."
Notes: There are two sides to every story, and the truth is somewhere in the middle." Lara, Dana, and Alice rant.

( Back When I Knew Everything )

Title: Hand in Hand
Words: 961
Pairing: Stephanie March/Mariska Hargitay, Stephanie March/Bobby Flay
Rating: A light R, I think
Notes: Er ... I'm going to hell?
Based around the airing of this Law and Order: Special Victims Unit episode: "Design," 7x02, 09/27/2005.

( Hand in Hand )

Title: Different
Pairing: Dawn/Kristy
Rating: PG-13
Notes: For paranoidkitten, for organizing the bsclove femslash ficathon, and because I like her.

( Different )

Title: Harmonic Analysis
Words: 1560
Pairing: Katie/Alicia/Angelina
Rating: R
Warning: A little bit of object penetration, whipping, voyeurism
Notes: Written for pornish_pixies's May Fantasy Fest, for sajee, who requested "Quidditch Girls (any/all) after game/training shenanigans. Kink good: object penetration, bdsm, whatever. Preferably no knifeplay."

This is another one of those threesome math stories that fits into the same universe as Geometry, Differential Equations, and Rates of Change. Harmonic analysis is a branch of mathematical analysis that deals with the Fourier series, and to actually understand what the Fourier series is, you'd need to ask someone who's a better mathematician than me. I just write the stories and try to sound intelligent by giving them erudite titles.

( Harmonic Analysis )

Title: In An Idiom
Words: 2062
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Some light bondage. But very light.
Notes: Written for pornish_pixies's May Fantasy Fest, for faerie__girl, who requested "Hermione/Ginny, bondage, oral, begging, lots of buildup and description. Don't care who's dom/sub."

( In An Idiom )

Title: To Change
Fandom: The Baby-Sitters Club
Pairing: Claudia/Stacey
Rating: NC-17
Notes: Written for Amber, delicatamour, who requested "Claudia\Stacey or Dawn\Kristy, preferably R to NC-17 rating," in the Baby-Sitters Club Femmslash Ficathon.
This is set in the same year as To Understand and To Know, so it can be read in the same universe, although it doesn't reference either of them. (I once considered writing seven stories, one for each of the girls, and calling it the Infinitive Series.)

( To Change )

Title: Habitual
Words: 985
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny, a tiny Harry/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Bondage, dom/sub, blindfolds, object penetration, whipping, het
Notes: Written for the May round of pornish_pixies' Fantasy Fest, for chibipoe, who requested: Hermione, Ginny. Definitely non-con, with Hermione topping. Bondage, definitely (as extreme as you'd like), with a hint of menace that -maybe- Hermione's not all that good anymore. Harry is acceptable as well, as Hermione's toy. Maybe watching/participate.

( Habitual )

Title: Friends and Lovers
Fandom: The L Word
Pairing: Unreq-Alice/Shane
Rating: PG
Notes: Written for feverishbm, who requested "Alice/Shane, with Alice sad at some point that whatever she has with Shane will never be more." in the fandom drabble challenge. ~400 words.

( Friends and Lovers )

Title: Clueless
Fandom: The L Word
Pairing: Bette/Alice
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Written for paranoidkitten, who requested "Bette/Alice, their canon pre-Tina relationship" in the fandom drabble challenge. ~ 400 words. I am not a huge fan of the title. Also, if anyone can give me good estimates on Bette and Alice's ages, I'd be grateful. I think Bette is about 38, but I've always assumed Alice is in her late twenties, and when I did the math I realized it didn't add up.

( Clueless )

Title: Argent
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Luna
Rating: PG
Notes: I really tried to get it more slashy, but it just didn't work so well. I don't write Luna often at all, so I think that's why I had trouble - though perhaps it's just because Hermione is such a foil to Luna. Anyway, this was written for iulia_linnea, as per here.

( Argent )

Title: And the Rest of My Life
Fandom: Law and Order: SVU
Pairing: Alex/Olivia
Rating: NC-17
Set: Within 6x18, "Ghost." Olivia's on night duty.
Notes: Title from Nina Gordon. Written for thatfangirl, as per here.

( And the Rest of My Life )

Title: Wonder Why You Haven't
Fandom: The L Word
Pairing: Alice/Dana, Tonya/Dana
Rating: A hard PG-13, I guess. I have trouble deciding.
Notes: Set during episode 2x05, "Labyrinth." Title from R.E.M.'s song "Stand."

( Wonder Why You Haven't )