A piece of the universe more fit for princes and kings

Title: Communion
Date: August 2007
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: George/Fred, George/Charlie
Rating: R
Warning: Slash, incest
Words: 3000
Disclaimer: I don't own. They're over eighteen.
Summary: Things come in pairs; George has been taught this all his life. Trousers. Parents. Ears. Twins.

( Communion )

Title: All Night
Date: June 30, 2005
Words: 3301
Pairing: Harry/Ron, Harry/Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Het
Notes: Written for the June round of the Fantasy Fest, for mortegami, who requested: Harry/Ron/Hermione. Ron/Harry already know how they feel. This time Hermione’s out of the loop. Kink/Smut. Year 6 or older. If angsty, happy ending please. Light bondage & spanking okay, if you want. This is ridiculously vanilla, so I hope it's okay.

( All Night )

Title: The Art of Flying
Date: April 30, 2003
First posted at: hpdrabble
Length: 425 words
Rating: PG
Warning: None. Some sadness, maybe.
Pairing: Mention of Ron/Hermione, a tiny bit
Notes: I was actually surprised that I never brought this over to my old fic journal -- I remember liking it when I wrote it.

( The Art of Flying )

Title: Floating Black
Date:
First posted at: hpdrabble
Length: 279 words
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Character death

( Floating Black )

Title: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prints
Date: February 3, 2005
Rating: PG
Warnings: None, except for bad grammar-based humour
Notes: When the title of HBP was first released, and did not contain the dash in Half-Blood, a bunch of us joked about how you could have half a blood prince, etc., and it was pretty funny, or at least I thought it was. Antosha started it.

Why, yes, I am archiving my old fics, thank you for asking.

( Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prints )

Title: Harry Potter and the Stone He Put In His Pocket to Drown Himself
Date: March 21, 2005
Rating: PG-13
Warning: None, except for parody and distortion of the first chapter of the first book.
Notes: I wrote this several years ago, after The Leaky Cauldron linked to a story about a Harry Potter fan and teen prodigy who killed himself, and someone commented that it was not appropriate for TLC to share that link because "Harry Potter is the boy who lived, not the boy who committed suicide." My friend Claire made a joke about writing that story, and bam, it was born.

( Harry Potter and the Stone He Put In His Pocket to Drown Himself )

Title: In Need
Words: 2300
Pairing: Bellatrix Lestrange/Narcissa Malfoy
Rating: R
Warning: BDSM, wandplay, orgasm denial. Oh, right, and incest.
Written for: pornish_pixies' July Fantasy Fest, for iulia_linnea, who requested "BL/NM: After Bellatrix and Narcissa leave Spinner's End, B.’s jealousy of her sister’s trust in S. gets the better of her and she shows N. just how much N. needs *her*. Kinks welcome, particularly bondage, orgasm denial, and erotic use of magic."
Notes: I've been trying to think of a title for this for two days. I've been totally unsuccessful. So iulia_linnea, if you want to name it, you're very welcome to. :)

( In Need )

Title: You According to Me
Words: 2630
Pairing: Ginny Weasley/Luna Lovegood
Rating: R
Notes: This was written for syrenav, who wanted "Luna/Ginny, 5th year or older, Luna feels insecure about the others calling her a lunatic, Ginny helps her appreciate how beautiful she really is (no non-con or squicks, must be as fluffy as possible)." It was supposed to be for the May 2006 Fantasy Fest. *headdesks*
The title comes from Ani DiFranco.

( You According to Me )

Title: In Summer Heat
Words: 4000
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny/voyeur!Fred, vaguely implied Fred/George
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Bondage, quill play, spanking, voyeurism
Notes: Written for bludrummergrl in pornish_pixies May 2006 Fantasy Fest">, who requested "Hermone/Ginny/voyeur!Fred - Things heat up on holiday at the Burrow. Toys, kinks, writing/quill play, bondage, fingering climax a plus. Fred being discovered/joining optional."

( In Summer Heat )

Title: From Before the Dawn of Time
Words: 1043
Pairing: Minerva McGonagall/Hermione Granger
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Cross-gen, chan (but not especially emphasized chan), bondage, wandplay (okay, maybe that's stretching it a bit)
Notes: Written for rosefyre in pornish_pixies May 2006 Fantasy Fest, who requested "McGonagall/female student (can be anyone, but make her at least 13) - MM likes bringing her partner to the point of orgasm, but not letting her come...right before class. kink = very very good, toys = good, teasing = better, no non-con." Title comes from C.S. Lewis, who, I'm sure, would not like how I'm using his line.

( From Before the Dawn of Time )

Title: Wimp
Words: 2450
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Chan, non-con, first time, oral. As in, really chan and really non-con.
Notes: Written for pornish_pixies' May fantasy fest, for yanks02, who requested "Snape/Harry: chan, Harry 11 yrs old, so young that he can’t get hard while Snape is fucking him, Snape loving the fact that he can’t get hard, humiliating him about it, dark Snape loving how young he is. Harry on his lap face to face." This is hands-down the channiest and most squicky thing I've ever written.

( Wimp )

Title: Walk of Faith (the In Time remix)
Rating: PG
Pairing: gen, if you can believe that. Neville's family.
Summary: Great Uncle Algie can’t wait for his grand-nephew to show promise as a wizard. Unfortunately, that may just take time.
Notes: Written as a remix of vissy's story Walk of Faith in the Remix Redux III challenge. That was about three months ago, and I just forgot to archive it here. Whoops.

( Walk of Faith (the In Time remix) )

Title: Harmonic Analysis
Words: 1560
Pairing: Katie/Alicia/Angelina
Rating: R
Warning: A little bit of object penetration, whipping, voyeurism
Notes: Written for pornish_pixies's May Fantasy Fest, for sajee, who requested "Quidditch Girls (any/all) after game/training shenanigans. Kink good: object penetration, bdsm, whatever. Preferably no knifeplay."

This is another one of those threesome math stories that fits into the same universe as Geometry, Differential Equations, and Rates of Change. Harmonic analysis is a branch of mathematical analysis that deals with the Fourier series, and to actually understand what the Fourier series is, you'd need to ask someone who's a better mathematician than me. I just write the stories and try to sound intelligent by giving them erudite titles.

( Harmonic Analysis )

Title: In An Idiom
Words: 2062
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Some light bondage. But very light.
Notes: Written for pornish_pixies's May Fantasy Fest, for faerie__girl, who requested "Hermione/Ginny, bondage, oral, begging, lots of buildup and description. Don't care who's dom/sub."

( In An Idiom )

Title: Habitual
Words: 985
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny, a tiny Harry/Ginny
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Bondage, dom/sub, blindfolds, object penetration, whipping, het
Notes: Written for the May round of pornish_pixies' Fantasy Fest, for chibipoe, who requested: Hermione, Ginny. Definitely non-con, with Hermione topping. Bondage, definitely (as extreme as you'd like), with a hint of menace that -maybe- Hermione's not all that good anymore. Harry is acceptable as well, as Hermione's toy. Maybe watching/participate.

( Habitual )

Title: Argent
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Hermione/Luna
Rating: PG
Notes: I really tried to get it more slashy, but it just didn't work so well. I don't write Luna often at all, so I think that's why I had trouble - though perhaps it's just because Hermione is such a foil to Luna. Anyway, this was written for iulia_linnea, as per here.

( Argent )

Title: What Love is
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Ron/Hermione
Rating: PG-13
Notes: Written for reddiej, as per here.

( What Love Is )

Title: Barometrics
Words: 2516
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: A hard Rish
Warning: --
Summary: Hermione knows that sex is not a barometer for your relationship.

( Barometrics )

Title: On the Day I Said 'I Do'
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: James/Lily
Rating: PG-13. If that.
Warning: Character death, but it's all canon.
Notes: I'm at a loss to explain this one. It's not girlslash, it's not boyslash, and it's not NC-17. I don't even know where I would post such a story.
I'm not sure how I feel about the ending. I had more trouble with the last four paragraphs than the rest of the story put together, and actually, I thought about not keeping those in at all. So concrit on that part is very welcome.

( On the Day I Said 'I Do' )

Title: In the Genes
Originally posted at: hp100 and hp100uncut
Characters: Hermione's parents and that younger sister who never made it into the books
Rating: PG
Notes: This drabble grew out of my cranky feelings about the newest update to JKR's website, in which she states that magic is a dominant and resilient gene. Scientifically, there is no way a child can express a dominant gene if neither of her biological parents do. Which brings me to the question of Hermione ...

She's apologized dozens of times over the years. She's said she's sorry with flowers, tears, and sex. She knows it was a mistake, one that she never plans to repeat. What more does he want?

Jane still remembers the look on his face when he found that website, stating that magical ability is a dominant and resilient gene. Michael was never great shakes at science, and she watched him for a full minute, hoping it wouldn't compute. But it did. His eyes—blue, unlike their firstborn daughter's—fell like shooting stars, and he began to cry.

As far as she knows, he's never told Hermione. Jane doubts that will fool her for long, since their daughter reads anything and everything, wizarding or otherwise, that she can get her hands on. But for now, it seems to be working.

After Hermione went to Hogwarts—after the undeniable knowledge of her ability came out—they had another child, a daughter. Olivia is four years old now. Jane knows that this baby will never show any signs of magic, and every day she hugs her younger daughter and prays that she is enough to make Michael forgive her.