A piece of the universe more fit for princes and kings

Title: Real Life
Fandom: RPFS
Pairing: Stephanie March/Tina Fey
Words: 1400
Rating R, for sex
Notes: Not mine, really not mine. Most of this is not true. Except for the things you can find on IMDb and Wikipedia.
Summary: Nobody seems to know that Stephanie March knew Tina Fey before her guest appearance on 30 Rock. But she did. It has been more than five years since that first night.

( Real Life )

Title: Communion
Date: August 2007
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: George/Fred, George/Charlie
Rating: R
Warning: Slash, incest
Words: 3000
Disclaimer: I don't own. They're over eighteen.
Summary: Things come in pairs; George has been taught this all his life. Trousers. Parents. Ears. Twins.

( Communion )

Title: In Need
Words: 2300
Pairing: Bellatrix Lestrange/Narcissa Malfoy
Rating: R
Warning: BDSM, wandplay, orgasm denial. Oh, right, and incest.
Written for: pornish_pixies' July Fantasy Fest, for iulia_linnea, who requested "BL/NM: After Bellatrix and Narcissa leave Spinner's End, B.’s jealousy of her sister’s trust in S. gets the better of her and she shows N. just how much N. needs *her*. Kinks welcome, particularly bondage, orgasm denial, and erotic use of magic."
Notes: I've been trying to think of a title for this for two days. I've been totally unsuccessful. So iulia_linnea, if you want to name it, you're very welcome to. :)

( In Need )

Title: You According to Me
Words: 2630
Pairing: Ginny Weasley/Luna Lovegood
Rating: R
Notes: This was written for syrenav, who wanted "Luna/Ginny, 5th year or older, Luna feels insecure about the others calling her a lunatic, Ginny helps her appreciate how beautiful she really is (no non-con or squicks, must be as fluffy as possible)." It was supposed to be for the May 2006 Fantasy Fest. *headdesks*
The title comes from Ani DiFranco.

( You According to Me )

Title: Forgetting, You
Fandom: Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
Pairing: Olivia/Alex, Olivia/random guys
Rating: A hard R
Words: 1975
Warning: Lots of boysex, which apparently Mariska Olivia is very into now. Who knew.
Disclaimers: I don't own any of this, Dick Wolf does. Which is obvious, because if I owned them, I would change lots of things, starting with Olivia's hair.
Thanks to: aphrodite_mine for the beta, particularly because this is not her fandom.
Summary: You changed when she left. It's one of those thoughts that you'd prefer to forget, and so you do.
Notes: This was originally written for giantessmess in femslash06. And then I forgot to post it here. Oops.

( Forgetting, You )

Title: Hand in Hand
Words: 961
Pairing: Stephanie March/Mariska Hargitay, Stephanie March/Bobby Flay
Rating: A light R, I think
Notes: Er ... I'm going to hell?
Based around the airing of this Law and Order: Special Victims Unit episode: "Design," 7x02, 09/27/2005.

( Hand in Hand )

Title: Harmonic Analysis
Words: 1560
Pairing: Katie/Alicia/Angelina
Rating: R
Warning: A little bit of object penetration, whipping, voyeurism
Notes: Written for pornish_pixies's May Fantasy Fest, for sajee, who requested "Quidditch Girls (any/all) after game/training shenanigans. Kink good: object penetration, bdsm, whatever. Preferably no knifeplay."

This is another one of those threesome math stories that fits into the same universe as Geometry, Differential Equations, and Rates of Change. Harmonic analysis is a branch of mathematical analysis that deals with the Fourier series, and to actually understand what the Fourier series is, you'd need to ask someone who's a better mathematician than me. I just write the stories and try to sound intelligent by giving them erudite titles.

( Harmonic Analysis )

Title: Barometrics
Words: 2516
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny
Rating: A hard Rish
Warning: --
Summary: Hermione knows that sex is not a barometer for your relationship.

( Barometrics )

Title: The Good Things
Pairing: Dana/Alice, mentions of Alice/Gabby, Lisa/Alice, Andrew/Alice, Dana/Lara, Dana/Tonya
Rating: Light R-ish
Setting: Post-"Limb From Limb"
Words: 1989
Notes: I'm perpetually dissatisfied with my titles. Originally this one was called In A Year, because it was supposed to be about all the people they'd had sex with all season, but then I couldn't figure out what month the show actually started in (the weather all looks the same in LA), so that sort of ruined the "year" motif. The title I ended up with seemed better, but suggestions are welcome.

( The Good Things )

Title: Gathering Souls
Pairing: Hermione/Ginny, Ron/Hermione
Rating: R
Summary: You refuse to believe she's dead, but sometimes you're not sure if you want to find her alive.

( Gathering Souls )

Title: By Nines
Author: celeria
Pairing: Mary-Kate Olsen/Ashley Olsen
Rating: R
Warning: Erm, the twincest thing. But not too explicit in the sex department, for once.
Author's Notes: The last I heard, the cocaine thing was just a rumour. But who knows.

( By Nines )

Title: Ink, Part 4: The Colour of Winter
Part: 4/4
Rating: R
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, unrequited-Harry/Ron, unrequited-Ginny/Hermione
Date: August 2003
Author's Note: Hermione's POV

( Ink, Part 4: The Colour of Winter )

Title: The Redemption of Saturday
Part: 4/4
Rating: R
Warning: Violence, dark themes, canon character death, and implied (but not graphic) rape of a minor
Pairing: Parvati/Dean and Ron/Hermione, both of which are basically nonexistent
Date: June 20, 2003 – the day before the release of OotP

( The Redemption of Saturday, Part Four )

Title: The Redemption of Saturday
Part: 3/4
Rating: R
Warning: Violence, dark themes, canon character death, and implied (but not graphic) rape of a minor
Pairing: Parvati/Dean and Ron/Hermione, both of which are basically nonexistent
Date: June 20, 2003 – the day before the release of OotP

( The Redemption of Saturday, Part Three )

Title: The Redemption of Saturday
Part: 2/4
Rating: R
Warning: Violence, dark themes, canon character death, and implied (but not graphic) rape of a minor
Pairing: Parvati/Dean and Ron/Hermione, both of which are basically nonexistent
Date: June 20, 2003 – the day before the release of OotP

( The Redemption of Saturday, Part Two )

Title: The Redemption of Saturday
Part: 1/4
Rating: R
Warning: Violence, dark themes, canon character death, and implied (but not graphic) rape of a minor
Pairing: Parvati/Dean and Ron/Hermione, both of which are basically nonexistent
Date: June 20, 2003 – the day before the release of OotP
Author's Note: Very, very much an under-the-wire story. This is a bit of a continuation to my fic Legacy, although it doesn't have to be read prior to or after it. In fact, it really has nothing to do with Legacy, except that the spell Hermione was researching actually gets used here. I meant to have another story in between Legacy and this one, but with the book coming out on Saturday, it never materialized. So this can be read in the Legacy-universe, or it can be read pretty independently.
I have committed the atrocity of creating an original character. She might be a Mary Sue. But she does not fall in love with a real character, nor do I want to be anything like her, so maybe she's not.

( The Redemption of Saturday, Part One )

Title: Ends
Rating: R
Warning: Het and femslash, all in one drabble
Pairing: Draco/Pansy, Pansy/Hermione
Date: April 2003
Length: 380 words
First posted at: hpdrabble

( Ends )

Title: Fingertips
Rating: R
Warning: Violence-ish, I suppose
Pairing: None. I believe the speaker is Harry and he's not actually dating Hermione, but it's open for interpretation.
Date: March 2003
Length: 332 words
First posted at: hpdrabble
Author's Notes: Fleur wrote a wonderful remix of this story for the Remix Challenge in June 2003. You can read it here.

( Fingertips )