A piece of the universe more fit for princes and kings

Title: Real Life
Fandom: RPFS
Pairing: Stephanie March/Tina Fey
Words: 1400
Rating R, for sex
Notes: Not mine, really not mine. Most of this is not true. Except for the things you can find on IMDb and Wikipedia.
Summary: Nobody seems to know that Stephanie March knew Tina Fey before her guest appearance on 30 Rock. But she did. It has been more than five years since that first night.

( Real Life )

Title: Hand in Hand
Words: 961
Pairing: Stephanie March/Mariska Hargitay, Stephanie March/Bobby Flay
Rating: A light R, I think
Notes: Er ... I'm going to hell?
Based around the airing of this Law and Order: Special Victims Unit episode: "Design," 7x02, 09/27/2005.

( Hand in Hand )

Title: Blurry Photographs
Fandom: RPFS
Pairing: Leisha Hailey/Erin Daniels, set during the filming of season 2 of The L Word
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Explicit girlsex that didn't happen
Notes: A sequel to my story Like A Photograph of Yourself, and set pretty much right after. I'm blaming my readers for this one.
For paranoidkitten.

( Blurry Photographs )

Title: Like A Photograph of Yourself
Fandom: Real person femslash
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Leisha Hailey/Erin Daniels, set on the set/filming of the showtime series "The L Word"
Notes: I don't think I've ever written anything that could send me to hell quite as much as this one.
None of this happened, and no disrespect is meant to Leisha Hailey, Erin Daniels, and the cast, crew, producers, and directors of "The L Word."
Kate Moennig has not actually said she's a lesbian. Neither has Laurel Holloman, who really is married to Paul Macherey. And neither is Stephanie March, who is marrying (evil leprechaun) chef Bobby Flay in February.
The title is Ani DiFranco's.

Written as Christmas-gift-fic for paranoidkitten, who wished for "RPF of any kind involving any of The L Word cast." I hope she enjoys (she probably will, because she enjoys hell-sending fic as much as I do).

( Like A Photograph of Yourself )

Title: By Nines
Author: celeria
Pairing: Mary-Kate Olsen/Ashley Olsen
Rating: R
Warning: Erm, the twincest thing. But not too explicit in the sex department, for once.
Author's Notes: The last I heard, the cocaine thing was just a rumour. But who knows.

( By Nines )

Title: The Movie Kiss
Author: celeria
Pairing: Christina Ricci/Gaby Hoffman. And Devon Sawa's gay, too. (Heee.)
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Aside from the defamation of a whole bunch of purportedly straight people? Not really.
Notes: This is based around the filming of the movie Now and Then, which was really quite adorable. Christina Ricci, Gaby Hoffman, Thora Birch, Ashleigh Aston Moore, and Devon Sawa all played the kids growing up in the 70's.

( The Movie Kiss )

Title: Awkward
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Oh, is this embarrassing or what. I've written RPS. Horribly underage completely inexcusable femmy RPS. Technically, I suppose, it's not necessarily underage, because I didn't specify a year or a movie, but ... yeah, it's horribly underage. I can't get away with that.
All fictional, so for God's sake, don't go writing e-mails to Daniel Radcliffe asking if his trailer door really has a camera to make sure he doesn't get murdered in his sleep.
Pairing: Emma Watson/Bonnie Wright
Date: September 2003
Author's Note: This is for nest_freemark, because it is definitely her fault.

( Awkward )