A piece of the universe more fit for princes and kings

Title: Communion
Date: August 2007
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: George/Fred, George/Charlie
Rating: R
Warning: Slash, incest
Words: 3000
Disclaimer: I don't own. They're over eighteen.
Summary: Things come in pairs; George has been taught this all his life. Trousers. Parents. Ears. Twins.

( Communion )

Title: All Night
Date: June 30, 2005
Words: 3301
Pairing: Harry/Ron, Harry/Ron/Hermione
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Het
Notes: Written for the June round of the Fantasy Fest, for mortegami, who requested: Harry/Ron/Hermione. Ron/Harry already know how they feel. This time Hermione’s out of the loop. Kink/Smut. Year 6 or older. If angsty, happy ending please. Light bondage & spanking okay, if you want. This is ridiculously vanilla, so I hope it's okay.

( All Night )

Title: Wimp
Words: 2450
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Chan, non-con, first time, oral. As in, really chan and really non-con.
Notes: Written for pornish_pixies' May fantasy fest, for yanks02, who requested "Snape/Harry: chan, Harry 11 yrs old, so young that he can’t get hard while Snape is fucking him, Snape loving the fact that he can’t get hard, humiliating him about it, dark Snape loving how young he is. Harry on his lap face to face." This is hands-down the channiest and most squicky thing I've ever written.

( Wimp )

Title: These Three Things
Fandom: The O.C.
Pairing: Seth/Ryan
Rating: A hardish PG-13.
Words: 2350
Warning: Boys having sex. But apparently Seth/Ryan subtext is canonically inserted by the writers anyway, so there.
Notes: Since I do not watch The O.C. (except for about 0.66 episodes that I unfortunately got roped into when my girlfriend bought the first season), there is quite possibly a lot of out-of-canon here. Someone should tell me what parts are wrong.

Written as belated birthday-gift-fic for paranoidkitten, whom I love, and whose recent obsession with The O.C. has produced a stunning amount of fic. Hopefully the boysex and the fact that I'm writing so totally out of my preferred fandoms will be enough to make up for the out-of-canon-nes and the lateness.

( These Three Things )

Title: Relax
Pairing: Oliver Wood/Harry Potter, implied Aidan Lynch/Oliver Wood, implied Harry Potter/Ron Weasley
Rating: NC-17
Warning: First time, chan, bondage, oral, biting, wandplay, toy (in the singular), and semi non-con
Word count: 3090
Summary: Oliver Wood helps Harry relax before his first Quidditch game. Or, Wood fucks the nerves out of Harry.
Author's Notes: Written for the September Fantasy Fest. sixwhitelies requested: Harry Potter/Any Quidditch player, somewhat non-con, in the locker rooms. Any kinks are welcome, but biting, oral and bondage are especially lovely. Have not especially impressed myself with the title, so suggestions are so welcome.

( Relax )

Title: Growing Up
Pairing: Sirius/Harry/Remus (with all permutations of two)
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Maybe a bit of watching. First-time. Anal sex. Is 16 AOC in the wizarding world? If not, then Harry's underage.
Words: Less than 5000. But not much less.
Author's Notes: For the pornish_pixies August Fantasy Fest - thank you for accepting it late. anteco requested: Remus/Harry/Sirius. Remus and Sirius show Harry (over 16) what sex is all about during a night of drinking. Any kink is good. I like rugs in living rooms.

I was pleased to write this, because I don't write much boysex. Unfortunately, the over-16 requirement meant that I had to rearrange the canon a bit. So, pretend that everything at the end of OotP happened (i.e. with the prophecy and all) but that Sirius didn't die. And then we'll all be happy and smuttified.

( Growing Up )

Title: What Memories Mean
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Just lots of boysex
Author's Note: Written as a birthday gift for iwouldstay, although I think the theme/idea behind the fic got rather lost.
The title comes (loosely) from the Beatles song "In My Life," and any suggestion for a title that's based a little more on the lyrics are welcome.
I guess this is kind of like my post-OotP fic a year late. What can I say, I'm slow about bandwagons.

( What Memories Mean )

Title: Ink, Part 3: The Colour of Glass
Part: 3/4
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, unrequited-Harry/Ron, unrequited-Ginny/Hermione
Date: August 2003
Author's Note: Ron's POV.

( Ink, Part 3: The Colour of Glass )

Title: Ink, Part 2: The Colour of Water
Part: 2/4
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, unrequited-Harry/Ron, unrequited-Ginny/Hermione
Date: August 2003
Author's Note: Ginny's POV.

( Ink, Part 2: The Colour of Water )

Title: Ink, Part 1: The Colour of Your Heart
Part: 1/4
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, unrequited-Harry/Ron, unrequited-Ginny/Hermione
Date: August 2003
Author's Note: Harry's POV. Based on and inspired by the following lines in OotP.
"... And it might have been a good idea to mention how ugly you think I am too," Hermione added as an afterthought.
"But I don't think you're ugly," said Harry, bemused.

And thus, with some slashification in mind, the Ink series was born. This is set in a bit of an AU, in which the war has been won and everything is lah-dee-dah (which happens in the rapid covering of the more than two years).

( Ink, Part 1: The Colour of Your Heart )

Title: What's Left Standing
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Slash. Twincest. Evil stuff like that.
Pairing: Fred/George, with snippets of Ron/Hermione and Hermione/Ginny
Date: June 26, 2003
Author's Note: Written in a series of short snippets, which unfortunately cannot stand on their own as drabbles.

( What's Left Standing )

Title: Turning to Gray
Rating: PG
Warning: The barest hint of slash
Pairing: Harry/Cho. And some other stuff.
Date: June 21, 2003 – written after a first reading of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Author's Note: This story grew out of the following excerpt from the book:
"I heard you last night," said Dudley breathlessly. "Talking in your sleep. Moaning."
"What d'you mean?" Harry said again, but there was a cold, plunging sensation in his stomach. He had revisited the graveyard last night in his dreams.
Dudley gave a harsh bark of laughter then adopted a high-pitched, whimpering voice. "'Don't kill Cedric! Don't kill Cedric!' Who's Cedric – your boyfriend?"
"I – you're lying – " said Harry automatically. But his mouth had gone dry. He knew Dudley wasn't lying – how else would he know about Cedric?

( Turning to Gray )

Title: Legacy
Part: 1/1
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Except for complete unpolished newness stained with a hint of fear? Nah.
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Ron/Hermione
Date: May 2, 2003
Author's Note: My first-ever full-length fanfic. *pats it fondly* I'd been drabbling for quite a while, but this was the first thing that was actually longer than 500 words.

( Legacy )

Title: The "When Pigs Fly!" Collection
Author's Notes: This is a series of drabbles that I wrote for my first hp100 challenge – "When Pigs Fly!" Naturally, the theme was to create the most OOC characters that you could. I liked some of them more than others, so here they are. All 100 words. All for Ravenclaw.
Date: April 2003
First posted at: hp100

( When Pigs Fly )

Title: Pray
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Non-con slash, at least in my head
Pairing: My first Lucius/Harry. Ouch.
Date: April 2003
Length: 255 words
First posted at: hpdrabble

( Pray )

Title: Trio
Rating: PG
Warning: None
Pairing: Implied Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, and Remus Lupin/Sirius Black. But I mean really implied, like you have to look hard.
Date: March 2003
Length: 287 words
First posted at: hpdrabble
Author's Notes: I really like this one. Don't worry, the title has nothing to do with sexual situations.

( Trio )